Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Hey Lady!
A lady is walking down the street to work and she sees a parrot...
The Lesbians
What do you call a closet full of lesbians?A liquor cabinet.
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Crafty Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner one evening. During the meal, she couldn’t...
How can you tell Doc?
A man went to the dentist to get his teeth checked.While he was sitting...