Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Because they squeak!
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2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
Driving home very drunk
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Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.