The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
A six year old comes crying…
A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...