Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911…
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
How is a man like a snow fall?
How is a man like a snow fall? -You never know how many inches...