stool taken!
|What’s an insects best chat up line?Pardon me, but is this stool taken!
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
It is worth trying
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how...
Men and Pigs
What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don’t turn into men when they...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Washing the Dog!
Washing The DogA young boy, about eight years old, walks into the local grocery...
How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!