An elephant…
An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, “How do you breathe...
Red Phone
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Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue…
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Pick-Up Lines Galore!
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George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
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First illegal, then legal, then…
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