Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Two guys who wanted to pick up women.
Vito and VladimirThere were two guys who wanted to pick up women on a...
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
Rude Nusery Rhymes!
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses...