How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
Why don’t lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.
Placing your order
|A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
What is Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite hobby?Blowing bubbles.
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A croak and dagger agent!
|hat do you call a frog spy?A croak and dagger agent!