Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
Light ale!
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!
Libertarians & Anarchists
What’s the difference between Anarchists and Libertarians??Libertarians are anarchists with money.Anarchists believe property is...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
President Gorbachev
Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got...