Giving away a horse
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Who is Drunk?????
The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 – CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an...
Liver and Cheese.
A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and…
Q: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull?A: Lipstick.
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
Stupid Insults 19/31
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...