10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
BAR TROUBLESHOOTING CHART
SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.FAULT: Glass empty.ACTION: Get someone to buy you another...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
A man took his wife to the doctors…
A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said”Your...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!