The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Dating
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating?A: By the buckle print...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
What is New Jersey state bird?
What is New Jersey’s state bird? The common House Fly.
She Fetches All
Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
The Blonde Nun
One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before...