Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
Mickey Moose!
|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!
Famous Quotes
One Friday morning, a teacher came up with a novel way to motivateher class....
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Whale of a Time
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him??? I didn’t...
Ounces of brain for sale
|A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Police Officer
A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on...
Whats the diffrence
whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...