Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Letter To Ann Landers
Dearn Ann:I am facing a very serious problem. You see, I am a Vietnam-era...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
New scientific theories I
New scientific theories4th RunnerUp– The earth may spin faster on its axis due todeforestation....
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...