Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Smartest Man in the World
A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
What do true rednecks do on Halloween?
What do true rednecks do on Halloween? – Pump kin.
New Experience
There was a horrible mistake at the hospital. A man who was scheduled for...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...