yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Save a drowning mouse
|How do you save a drowning mouse?Use mouse to mouse resuscitation!
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
A poor little girl was begging in the street…
A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the...
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck…
Three Reform Rabbis were in a terrible auto wreck. None survived. One minute they...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...