Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Wedding Prank
These three friends, a Dentist, a Carpenter, and an Electrician were sitting around trying...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”A: Because it’s a...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Crazy For It Riddle
What is six inches long, two inches wide, has a head on it, andwomen...
Casket Talk
What did one casket say to the other ?Was that you coffin?