If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church…
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was...
Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Getting revenge with marriage
|Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a...
Global Stupids
|Saddam Hussein’s stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with...
If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?
Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.
yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...