Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn’t want...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.
A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...