Yo mama’s hair is so short
Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Tell Me
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
spit on my beer
One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to...