Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Death in the Family
A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself....
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.