Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
The Vet Delivers
There was a country doctor who was the only doctor for miles around. He...
Talking on the plane
|Two government economists were returning home from a field meeting. As with all government...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
Did you see that?
|Two guys are out hunting deer. The first guy says, “Did you see that?”"No,”...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...