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Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
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Repairing the phone
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When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
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A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
How To Get Rid Of Roaches
How does the single woman get rid of roaches?She asks them for a commitment.
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted…
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and...