YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily…
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One...
A Tool
A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt which said on the front:Let me...
New University Promos
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Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...
Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...