Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION
New business mergers!
Grey Poupon and Dockers Pants:New company will be called – Poupon Pants.(my warped sense...
womens monthly pain
Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was...
Proctologists
Proctologists Of all the professions we fear, one stands out. No, it’s not “mortician;”...
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph Someone determined to be anonymous in Stowe, Vermont:I was somebody.Who, is no...
Doctor’s Notes 1
A man comes into the ER and yells; “My wife’s going to have her...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...