Democrats vs. Republicans
From a document submitted and published in the Congressional Record on October 1, 1974,...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
A man was playing a game of golf…
A man was playing a game of golf, and on hole 16, he hit...
Men’s Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude...
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make a hot dog stand?Steal its chair.
Ultra dumb
|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all...
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
Is this her first?..
A guy calls the hospital. He says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s goinginto...