Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see…
A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that theobituary for her...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Penis and the Windsheild
A couple are driving along the freeway and the husband, who is driving, is...
Don’t arrest the judge
|A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when...
Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Refrigerator Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn’t...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...