Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist…
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist.She walked into his...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...
Paddy and Seamus
|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn...