Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
Bounced Check
A Columbia Doctor’s secretary called an old farmer out my way and said: “Your...
Longer Life
A man goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I would like to live...
In Communication With The Office
Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...