What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
How many women does…?
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?None, they just sit...
Yabba Dabba
If there was an animal called Yabba Dabba, and if you decided keep it...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Longest word
What’s the longest word? Smiles! Why? Because it has a mile in it!
Two Kinds Of Men
What are the only two kinds of men?Studs and duds.
Bar Joke
A man was sitting at the bar in a watering hole whose selling point...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Sound advice from kids!
Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and...