Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
AHH, THAT’S BETTER!
|A judge in Louisville decided a jury went “a little bit too far” in...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, it’s Pun time. Puns, or “groaners” like some folks...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
FBI Want-Ads
The FBI puts an Ad in the newspaper, “Wanted FBI agents.” After sorting through...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...