Represent Christmas
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?
What’s the difference between a white gerbil and a brown gerbil?The white one got...
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.