Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached…
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, “Baptism...
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Very Short Lists
Very Short Lists:1) List of Golf Courses that do not allow Doctors2) List of...
Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...