Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife…
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wifein bed with a...
You might be a redneck if… girlfriend
You’ve ever spray painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
The wedding is off…no on!
All the farmers for a hundred miles around were attending the wedding of a...
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...