Buying from a store
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
Little Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...