200 Midgets
The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable...
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Good girls vs. Bad girls
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it’s hot. Bad girls make it hot...
Tough sell
Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...