Wedding Toasts 5
Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like...
Male Stages of Life
Stages of LifeTHE MALE STAGES OF LIFEAGE DRINK 17 beer 25 bourbon 35 vodka...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Hikers meet headhunters.
So these three people are hiking in a forest, and all of a sudden...
A brief declaration
A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, “Have you got...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....