yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Wife
What’s the difference between a terrorist and a wife?You can negotiate with the terrorist!
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Lawrence Of Poland
Q: Who wears a dirty white robe and rides a pig?A: Lawrence of Poland
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Blonde with a cellphone…oh-oh!
A young man wanted to get his beautiful “blonde” wife something nice for their...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...