Mutual Orgasm Riddle
What do most men think Mutual Orgasm is?An insurance company.
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Stupid Insults 5/31
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone....
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Birth Control
An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she...