Last Wish
Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make...
The Trian!
A man and his wife check into a hotel. The husband wants to have...
Your Daughter is Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
Is that your final answer?
A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, “I...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...