Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
Golf For Sex
A man out playing golf slices off into the woods. When he goes tofind...
The Big Flood
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come...
Men and Spray Paint Alike
Why are men and spray paint alike?One squeeze and they’re all over you.
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar…
A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
A new car.
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in....
Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
Only in America!
“Only in America”:…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance….are there...