Knee Pains
A woman goes to the doctor complaining of bad knee pains. After the diagnostic...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Virus Alert
Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe...
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
What men say & what it
“I’m going fishing.” Really means…”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Excuses for refusing dates
Age EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES 17 Need to wash my hair 25 Need to...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...