Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
Your Funeral
There were three men sitting on a bench. Man1 asked the other two: “What...
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?There is no difference.
Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...