Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
Trust a fellow officer
|A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial — it...
Drink to Forget
Sign seen in a bar:”Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
An old man goes into the Social Security Office…
An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application....
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...