Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Brightness
I wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence....
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...