Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...
Public announcements
Public service announcements around the world. USA: “It’s ten o’clock. Do you know where...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Tickle Me Elmo
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
Pinnochio
Pinnochio was receiving complaints from his girlfriend about consummating their passions. “Every time we...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...