Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
BB’s
There was this family who lived in the country, and the father took his...
Nutty Problem
A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
One way ticket across the country
|A groom’s friends decided to throw his bachelor party the day before the wedding,...
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...