The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Recycling
A wife arriving home after a shopping trip, was horrified to find her husband...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?
What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?”The holy pole...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Theory of the Stork
Two different theories exist concerning the origin of children: the theory of sexual reproduction,...