Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...
Yo mama is so fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....