What’s coming but never comes?
What’s coming but never comes?Tomorrow!
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists…
JOKESGALORE NEWS FLASH10 – 29 – 2001:Latest news reports advise that a cell of...
That’s One
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Men vs Women (long classic!)
RELATIONSHIPSFirst of all, a man does not call it a relationship. He refers to...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...